Pants on Fire

Yes, they were. One Saturday morning a few years ago, I was teaching my regular class, when I backed up juuuuust a little too close to the windowsill, and the tea light that was burning on said windowsill…

An odd…burning sensation started to creep up my butt cheek…

Yet again, my ass-ana had made itself the star of the show. It arrived at the flame earlier than I expected it to, and somewhat before the rest of me did.

It was extremely funny, I think, although I definitely disrupted my students’ zen.

The one sad thing: I’d set fire to my first ever pair of lululemon pants. I’d been lusting after them for YEARS in South Africa, convinced that these pants, at last, would be the ones that wouldn’t

  1. Ride down and show my underwear
  2. Become see-through and show my underwear
  3. Do odd things around the waist (bunching, lumping etc)
  4. Fade/shrink/unravel after three washes and become unwearable
  5. Stink. Yup, cotton, when regularly sweated in, starts getting stinky quite fast. It’s gross.
These, folks are real issues when you spend your working days in yoga pants, with people looking at just that spot where random underwear might appear.
These pants were all I’d hoped they’d be.

When I set them on fire, they were also one of only two pairs of full-length yoga pants that I owned. I hadn’t yet realised that you can’t get through a Melbourne winter in crops, unless you want to freeze.

Oh well. I think I probably NEED to get a few more now, since the awesome folks at lululemon Bourke St surprised me with this on Saturday:

 

It’s practically a work expense now, right?

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13 Responses to Pants on Fire

  1. tamara June 3, 2012 at 11:49 am #

    Wooohooo!! You did it! And with the pants to match!!!

  2. nadinefawell May 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm #

    Awww, you guys! Thank you!

  3. The Food Yogi May 16, 2012 at 7:34 am #

    Awesome!

  4. KarenInYogaland May 15, 2012 at 1:21 pm #

    Perhaps you THINK you don’t have a cult, but meanwhile you have groupies following you around and tattooing your name on their ass-ana. Just saying, you never know ;) I’ll go start a fan group page ASAP now!

  5. Maryane May 15, 2012 at 10:01 am #

    and about bloody time too…..sometimes the rest of the world takes a little longer to catch on to awesomeness eh? Congrats rock star!

    • nadinefawell May 15, 2012 at 10:09 am #

      Bwahaha! Thank you! 

      And I totally agree, I am SO awesome, how come I don’t have a cult? With people changing their names, and stuff. Yeah. Cult. Wanna be my co-founder?

      ________________________________

  6. Arpad Marton May 15, 2012 at 7:16 am #

    Well done sweetie! Very proud of you!!!

  7. heather226 May 15, 2012 at 6:07 am #

    Great story! Good things do come from random “mishaps”! Lol! Glad you weren’t hurt! <3

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